Reinventing myself because I am not a wheel.
Reinventing myself because I am not a wheel.
Having a six-pack doesn't help you write better... Who knew?
Having a six-pack doesn't help you write better... Who knew?
Some days I wonder if people think I'm some kind of asshole.
Some days I wonder if people think I'm some kind of asshole.
This is actually a good representation of how my brain works.
This is actually a good representation of how my brain works.
I don't be peopling persons as much as I should be doing.
I don't be peopling persons as much as I should be doing.
Just out here waiting for us all to get ABS challenges in real life.
Just out here waiting for us all to get ABS challenges in real life.
When did it's AI become the new haters will say it's photoshop?
When did it's AI become the new haters will say it's photoshop?
It's only crazy if it don't work is a wild thing to say while wearing a straitjacket.
It's only crazy if it don't work is a wild thing to say while wearing a straitjacket.
Imagine getting life in prison because your third strike was selling weed.
Imagine getting life in prison because your third strike was selling weed.
Every single song by Joji sounds the exact same and that's ok.
Every single song by Joji sounds the exact same and that's ok.
I always look for a TV when someone asks me what I do and then I say that but not that if it's something I don't like or there aren't any commercials on.
I always look for a TV when someone asks me what I do and then I say that but not that if it's something I don't like or there aren't any commercials on.
It's kinda sad. 80% of my personality is gym.
It's kinda sad. 80% of my personality is gym.
The gap between an artist and some guy on the street doesn't exist.
The gap between an artist and some guy on the street doesn't exist.
I feel like a savant. Not because I'm a genius. But because I'm really retarded at a lot of the easy, simple stuff.
I feel like a savant. Not because I'm a genius. But because I'm really retarded at a lot of the easy, simple stuff.
I have been living under a rock for as long as I can remember.
I have been living under a rock for as long as I can remember.
One of these days you will realize that nobody cares.
One of these days you will realize that nobody cares.
Reading books makes it really hard to watch shows.
Reading books makes it really hard to watch shows.
I think clapter is fucking weird and must be stopped.
I think clapter is fucking weird and must be stopped.
My bullshit intolerance makes me allergic to it but there are times when I need an epipen.
My bullshit intolerance makes me allergic to it but there are times when I need an epipen.
Why do some actors seem like their typecast is strictly really really bad guys?
Why do some actors seem like their typecast is strictly really really bad guys?
In another life I was a quant.
In another life I was a quant.
When I'm in a bad mood and I see a spider on the corner of my wall, I kill it. I am not proud of this.
When I'm in a bad mood and I see a spider on the corner of my wall, I kill it. I am not proud of this.
I laugh and cry and die on the inside whenever people say they aren't creative.
I laugh and cry and die on the inside whenever people say they aren't creative.
You have to read the Bible to actually find out what's not in it.
You have to read the Bible to actually find out what's not in it.
I'm 99% sure avocados from Mexico are 100% from the cartel.
I'm 99% sure avocados from Mexico are 100% from the cartel.
Thanksgiving as an action is great but thanksgiving as a holiday is trash.
Thanksgiving as an action is great but thanksgiving as a holiday is trash.
Black history, like all history, is an everyday thing. It literally got updated just yesterday.
Black history, like all history, is an everyday thing. It literally got updated just yesterday.
I miss skinny Dave Chappelle.
I miss skinny Dave Chappelle.
I find it funny that some companies brainwashed me into liking them and others I can't stand and never will.
I find it funny that some companies brainwashed me into liking them and others I can't stand and never will.
I never know what to think but I know how to sometimes.
I never know what to think but I know how to sometimes.
Is a man who doesn't like big butts really even a man at all?
Is a man who doesn't like big butts really even a man at all?
I hate ads yet I can't get enough of em.
I hate ads yet I can't get enough of em.
Nobody ever talks about how hard it is to do you in a room that isn't.
Nobody ever talks about how hard it is to do you in a room that isn't.
We live in a world where everyone wants to be black but no one wants to be black.
We live in a world where everyone wants to be black but no one wants to be black.
No matter how you slice it distance running is either super white or super African.
No matter how you slice it distance running is either super white or super African.
When I'm not having fun I fill pages in my writing notebooks up with math.
When I'm not having fun I fill pages in my writing notebooks up with math.
All I really wanna do is replace my whole wardrobe with the same fit so I can dress like a cartoon character.
All I really wanna do is replace my whole wardrobe with the same fit so I can dress like a cartoon character.
When I become a famous novelist, poet, screenwriter, etc and etc, I will refer to myself only as A.I. Abode.
When I become a famous novelist, poet, screenwriter, etc and etc, I will refer to myself only as A.I. Abode.